Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don’t have co-workers anymore; I have subordinates. So, have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let’s see.



monzept:

brightnail:

vanehwasreal:

the whitest moments in recorded history

after watching these i feel dead inside

These make me really, weirdly uncomfortable

Es real esto?

thegoatjustatethemoney:


Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interviewer: But it’s good for you!Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!Adele: Oh my god.

ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO
thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?
dianacqin:

dress
owl-howl:

Can we trade hair, please?
by j k mitchell



xoselexo:

This is just too cute!!

Saw this video and it brings a smile.


**Also for those who don’t know, the boy is visually impaired & that’s why he moves his head like that. :)

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